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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #2101
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*comes up behind doc and unloads every single clip into his head* "does that answer your question?"
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #2102
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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

*goes to post office and gets the box with his hands in it*
*has a surgeon put something special in then reattach his hands*
*sticks finger in outlet*
*turns on elecro magnet in his hand to fling the bullets back at pwned*
*says "ya I guess it does."*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #2103
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*brings in the big gun a GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm cannon loaded with uranium-depleted 0.43kg API rounds*

*fires off 90000000000000 rounds all over the bar*

*looks around*

"dam this place looks like swis cheese"
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #2104
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*laughs at doc as all it does is electricute him and send darks bullets right at him*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #2105
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*clicks button on his watch and teleports to an unknown location*

*teleports back to rite outside the bar with an icechest of beer and 3 lawn chairs*

*sits in lawn chair and grabs a beer*

*swig*

*watches the bar slowly become more holy and start to fall apart*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #2106
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*sits down and drinks beer content with the minutes of peace...*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41   #2107
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the funny things about a uranium-depleted 0.43kg API round is a magnet has no effect it's not magnetic
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #2108
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*throws empty beer bottle at bar*
*bottle shatters*

*walks back into the bar*

*orders a rum and coke*

*sip*

*sip*

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Old Feb 09, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #2109
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*sips beer keeping a watchful eye on all and a hand on the .44 clipped to my belt*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #2110
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*slides another beer down to pwned as an offering of peace for the moment*

*sips rum and coke*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #2111
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*smahes stool over someone KOed from pages 1-10
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #2112
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"Yo pwnd, I've just been sittin out here on the veranda roasting the pigs and drinking Labbatt's, I ain't goin nowhere and why can't people realize that the bar cannot be destroyed?" * Tosses Labbatt's to pwnd.....
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #2113
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"idk its crazy, they havent realized that we are immortal here either o well.."*drinks beer*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #2114
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*grabs 2 nerf guns and pumps them up*

*runs on to the porch and shoots ensaba and pwned with rubber darts then runs back into the bar and keep shootin everyone he sees*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #2115
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*throws a MOLOTOV RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOTAIL at doc*
"burn baby burn"

ok that is so bs you can't say coktail
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #2116
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pound my beer turn around punch darkdragon in the eye sit down order anther beer
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #2117
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*catches the coktail*
*pulls out a knife and uses it to pull the flaming rag out of the bottle*
*sniffs the bottle to see what type of alcohol*
*says "everclear, niiiice!!"*
*proceeds to down the whole bottle*

*hic*



*hic*


*pulls chair into the corner and promptly falls asleep*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #2118
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*I"M BACK!!!!*

*Take out some c4 and wire into my body... take out timer*

*now who took my Gold perfect Chaos Axe, better give it back or i'll blow this place to hell*

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Old Feb 09, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #2119
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*hears screaming and wakes up*

*looks around groggily*

*goes back to sleep*
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #2120
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*Run by Doc... look at him with a evil grim on my face*

Heheehehe

*take out different color sharpie and start drawing on him*

*Run to the bartender and ask for some jin and some vodka*

*Start drinking like mad*
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